Political Grounds - (House Blend) "We dedicate our rich and hearty house blend to the civil servants up on Capitol (or is it Capital) Hill. Our hat is off to the dedicated troops working the "last plantation." After a hard day of dealing with constituents and picking up the boss's dry cleaning, you might say, 'this perk is for you.'" 12oz Bag - $8.00 Purchase this and all of our coffees in the Online Store.

Say Howdy Saudi - (Decaf) "Our premium decaf has a pleasant acidity with a medium body and light sweet flavor. Whether you're entertaining the Royal Saudi family down at the Presidential ranch, watching the illegal aliens cross the Texas border, or simply sitting under those stars at night in the Sahara, remember - this is the same gang bleeding us dry at the gas pump. As GW says, 'say howdy-Saudi' as you sip this great coffee." 12oz Bag - $8.00 Purchase this and all of our coffees in the Online Store.

Jumpin' Jihad Java - (Espresso) "Considered the finest espresso this side of the West Bank, Baghdad or Tehran. You won't find any holy war here or the camel cowboys who think murder and mayhem is a form of diplomacy. These coffee beans are roasted and packaged right here in America. Makes a great double-tall latte for all freedom-loving people. Better latte than never!" 12oz Bag - $8.00 Purchase this and all of our coffees in the Online Store.

Infidels R - Us This rich medley of South and Central American, and Southeast Asian beans is dedicated to our brave soldiers who fight those promoting terror against women, children and all peace-loving people. Is that ski mask a uniform or hold-over from their childhood when mom tried to cover-up a mistake? Will the real infidel please stand up! 12oz Bag - $8.00 Purchase this and all of our coffees in the Online Store.

Executive Perks Berry overtones compliment this great combination of Central American and African beans. Only in America can a corporate madam win a trip to a 5-Star penitentiary, and some of baseballs best muscle men using steroids having the opportunity to to land in Cooperstown." Talk about greasing the system." 12oz Bag - $8.00 Purchase this and all of our coffees in the Online Store.

Osama's Mama - (Costa Rican) "This deeply rich Costa Rican coffee is dedicated to our fighting men and women searching those caves for the evil one who brought us the events of 9-11. Only a mother with a foot-long beard could love this guy. Osama, where's your mama?" 12oz Bag - $8.00 Purchase this and all of our coffees in the Online Store.

Flubba-Dubya's (W's) Campfire Coffee - (Blend) "The very best blend with bright acidity, wild character and blueberry overtones. 'I call upon all leaders in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen.' Huh?! Mr. President, have you had your coffee yet" 12oz Bag - $8.00 Purchase this and all of our coffees in the Online Store.

New York's Finest - (Ethiopian Harrar) "Ethiopian Harrar Mexican blend from our finest premium coffee region. You won't find Batman and Robin fighting crime here. But you will find Gotham's real heros, protecting the worlds greatest city against the rodents of crime." 12oz Bag - $8.00 Purchase this and all of our coffees in the Online Store.

Grounds For Divorce - (Guatemalan) "Our great Guatemalan has light acidity, medium body with milk chocolate overtones. Whether you're the First Lady waking up to the news of two women named Paula and Monica, or the President coming out of his sleepy-time slumber only to come face-to-face with the adulterer's nightmare, remember to sip the coffee before throwing the cup!". 12oz Bag - $8.00 Purchase this and all of our coffees in the Online Store.

Roast the French (French Roast Sumatran) Our French Roast Sumatran has earthy and cocoa-like tones with full body. It is bold, strong and very well respected, unlike the uppity French who are politically-correct, weak, unstable, eat garden snails, and are afraid of their own shadows. 'Sacre bleu', you're either with us, or you're French. 12oz Bag - $8.00 Purchase this and all of our coffees in the Online Store.